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Joke of the Day

"A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!"

"A priest, a blonde, and an Irishman walk into a bar And all open this Reddit post comments to see who the real jokes are"

"What do you call a Batman that skips church? Christian Bale"

"If your relationship has more issues than a magazine stand then I suggest you cancel that subscription"

"A naked woman robbed a bank yesterday Nobody could remember her face."

"What quality was the wine that Jesus made ? Bloody good."

"A student walks up to their teacher. Student: ""Teacher, would you ever get mad at me for something I didn't do?"" Teacher: ""Of course not! why?"" Student: ""Because I didn't do my homework"""

"Meteorologist: According to our facts, we'll have a longer winter- People: LET THE GROUNDHOG DECIDE Meterologist: But science People: NO"

"[Fixed] What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat? ISIS"

"Waiter: Did you save room for dessert? Me: Not really, I'm stuffed Waiter: Ok, I'll bring the check Me: I'll have the chocolate cake."