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"[Fixed] What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat? ISIS"
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"Women's magazine Page 14: accept yourself as you are Page 15: how to lose 5 Kg in 2 weeks Page 16: best cake recipes ever.."
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""see you next month"""
"I feel like trying new things in bed. Like getting up for instance."
"You know how Brussels sprouts and anal sex are kinda the same?? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult"
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"I woke up this morning to find Gloria Gaynor at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid...I was petrified."
"The plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat"
"*addresses the elephant in the room* *puts a stamp on the elephant in the room* ""My pen pal is gonna love this."""
"I'm glad I've got boobs. The last thing I want is people making eye contact with me."