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Joke of the Day

"Waiter: Did you save room for dessert? Me: Not really, I'm stuffed Waiter: Ok, I'll bring the check Me: I'll have the chocolate cake."

"Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies? (OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto."

"What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato."

"A guy walks into a bar and says, ""I'm going to shoot whoever slept with my wife""! A man shouts from the back, ""You don't got enough bullets, bud""!"

"If she is married or has a boyfriend make sure she swallows the evidence."

"How do you change a cat into a dog? Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and ""woof!"""

"What's the difference between a woman and a toilet? A toilet can become president."

"The five unwritten rules of life 1. 2. 3. 4. 5."

"If I promise to miss you, will you go away?"

"I met Phil Spector's brother Crispin the other day. He's head of quality control at Lays."