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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Batman that skips church? Christian Bale"

"Have you ever visited the area between Thailand and Vietnam? Don't bother. It's pretty Laos-y."

"""Gosh it's raining cats and dogs"" said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. ""I know"" said his mother. ""I've just stepped in a poodle!"""

"Just read a book on Helium. Couldn't put it down."

"Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister."

"[META] Can we have S,M,L flairs on joke posts to indicate length? Sort of similar to /r/tifu"

"How do you make an ugly kid? Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta"

"Me and my wife are married for so long that she can finish all of my sentences And the middle, sometime even the start, too"

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a....... oh shit, they're done."

"Talk to your kids about drugs. Maybe they have better connections than you."