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Joke of the Day

"If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam I'd have $ 6.30 now"

"I'm not a fan of male-to-female sex change surgery... It just seems like a dick move."

"There's a man with two penises? That's nothing, I once knew a guy with FIVE penises... ...and his pants fit like a glove."

"What is the most popular band in Japan? Fall Out Boy"

"I hate people who talk behind my back. They discussed me."

"Always ask your girlfriend if she is actually a transvestite before you start dating her. I learned it the hard way."

"My girlfriend asked me to get her off. I told her it was a little cold outside to be needing bug spray."

"What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch? It may contain viruses."

"Chuck Norris can recharge his chuckPod by plugging it into a piece of cheese."

"As long as Apple doesn't announce Ben Affleck as the new iPhone I think everything is going to be OK."