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Joke of the Day
"What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch? It may contain viruses."
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"A Tumblr user walks into a DIY store..... A Tumblr user walks into a DIY store and steals one item. He take a fence"
"Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator."
"What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar? There's never a line for the bathroom."
"Animals in Australia There are 2 kinds of animals in Australia: * Those that want to eat you * Sheeps"
"People ask how I'm so prepared for Christmas It's easy I had all presents wrapped and hidden in the attic since August, my girlfriend is going to love her new puppy"
"""WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE THE INTERNET"" - fun thing I yell at my kids"
"Never know what to say at funerals. ""Sorry I ran over him"" just feels so hollow."
"Yes, I'm aware I can't fly, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to try if my chute doesn't open."
"Hey people who have the alarm noise as your ringtone, I'd like you to die."