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Joke of the Day

"Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot? Because it was Pablo-matic"

"What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming? My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."

"Rhetorical is still a word, right?"

"We save a lot of money on Halloween costumes by having naturally ugly children."

"I hate spiders ...but I respect the Daddy Long Leg. The Daddy Long Leg has a very special ability, the ability to make ANY man, regardless of age, say the word daddy."

"Taken from a UNIX program called fortune. Ralph: Lisa, you have no tits and a awful tight pussy. Lisa: Ralph... get off my back!!"

"Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March? They only had 2 trucks."

"I like my women like I like my coffee sent back for not being hot enough"

"Have you heard about the constipated math teacher? He worked the problem out with a pencil. On a sheet of paper."

"I went to the Zoo today, only animal there was a dog... It was a Shih Tzu"