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Joke of the Day
"What is the most popular band in Japan? Fall Out Boy"
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"Two homeless guys are watching a dog lick it's nuts... ... One says to the other ""I wish I could do that"" The other scoffs and replies ""you'd wanna ask him first"""
"[NSFW] I remember the first time I said the work ""fuck"" and my dad heard me... He walked into my bedroom door and I said: ""Dad, go away. I'm trying to fuck in here"""
"If you ever feel like your job is meaningless, remember.. there is someone crash testing volvos"
"What do you call a stock broker having sex in the middle of his work? Insid'er trading. http://i.imgur.com/oTp4lvG.gif"
"""Monday's suck"" - Everyone. Apart from Ethiopian kids. For whom, every day sucks"
"Some numbers walk into an Irish pub. 2 orders an Irish Car Bomb. 1 says ""2, please!"""
"Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in strawberry patches."
"What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert? A hot mess."
"*takes your order* *goes to kitchen* *comes back* ""did you say grilled cheese or gorilla cheese?"" grilled *sighs* *goes to kitchen*"