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Joke of the Day

"If you don't like the way I drive then get off the hood of my car."

"Did you hear about that new restaurant on the Moon? The food isn't bad, but it has no atmosphere."

"I invented a Glass Coffin, but I don't know if it will catch on. Remains to be seen."

"It's cute how ""America's Got Talent"" focuses on singing & dancing instead of our real talents: overeating & complaining."

"A black man, a muslim and a gypsy were in a car. Who was driving? A police officer."

"What did the blind prostitute say to the guy with five dicks? I don't see where you're coming from."

"What is a water bottle's favorite game to play? Follow the litre."

"I'd like to apologize... To anyone I have not offended. I'll be with you momentarily."

"Donald Trump is just like Megyn Kelly during sex. Always on top."

"Tired of Funny jokes? Check out a new subreddit for real bad jokes... They are not funny. There are no strict rules about what kind of not funny they have to be. /r/realbadjokes/"