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Joke of the Day
"I invented a Glass Coffin, but I don't know if it will catch on. Remains to be seen."
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"When my upstairs neighbor uses the toilet It's some next level shit"
"What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Naaaaagggghhhhhhh."
"The worst racist joke I can think of. A black man and a parrot walk into a bar The Bartender says ""Wow what a beautiful bird where did you get it?"" The parrot reply's ""Africa"""
"2001 A Space Odyssey 2 The spaceship returns HAL is just as uncooperative as ever. He never works. He becomes the basis for Windows 10."
"Are oranges named orange because they're orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?"
"Why did the empty string do immoral things? Because it had no character."
"New rule: You're not allowed to be condescending unless you can spell it."
"[meeting] DIRECTOR: I want amazing CGI PRODUCER: Yes! D: A huge cast P: Agreed! D: Realistic family photos P: We don't have the budget"
"Nurse walking down a hallway reaches into her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer... She says, ""Great, some asshole's got my pen."""