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Joke of the Day

"Tired of Funny jokes? Check out a new subreddit for real bad jokes... They are not funny. There are no strict rules about what kind of not funny they have to be. /r/realbadjokes/"

"Why are the old trees always yelling? They were all petrified."

"Everybody laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian Well, nobody's laughing now"

"Happy Thursday guys and remember. If you can't spot the douche at work today, then it's probably you."

"I'm quite confident that the reason i'm single Is because i didn't forward that chain letter in 2008"

"I have a useless talent."

"The first rule of laziness is"

"ACTORS' TIP: can't afford headshots? run a red light and use the photo they mail you. as a bonus you can add ""driving stunts"" to your resume"

"German tourist crosses Polish border. Border guards ask him: -Name? -Hans -Surname? -Schmidt -Occupation? -No, just traveling."

"What do you call someone who is not nice? Denice. (De-nice)"