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Joke of the Day

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"What did the VW spokeswoman say after the EPA tester discovered the emissions discrepancy? Nothing, she was embarrassed."

"Looking back on Britain's 2016. The year most middle aged men went from wanting to fuck Nigella to wanting to fuck Nigel up."

"What do you call someone who only gives back rubs to men? A massage-inist."

"After 3 months of Crest White Strips, my teeth are so white they bought me a gift card to Anthropologie & wont stop talking about Mad Men."

"""What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?"" ""...What?"" "" -Toes."" ""Out. Just get out."""

"Me: I'm going across the street to get a beer. Priest: You can't bring a beer in here. This is a church. Me: I can if it's in my stomach."

"A blonde is walking down the street and sees a banana peel 10 ft in front of her She says to herself ""Oh no not again."""

"What does a successful rapping cow struggle with? Moo money moo problems"

"Q: Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35? A: Because 36 would be too many."