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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that new restaurant on the Moon? The food isn't bad, but it has no atmosphere."
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"What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time? Tutankhamun."
"What's a Jawa's favorite salad dressing? ....TAHINI!!!"
"I am terrified of elevators I am going to start taking steps to avoid them"
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"The lonelier you are the more likely you are to incorrectly believe your cell phone just vibrated."
"another candidate got the job i applyed for at Senate Office whomever you are, i hope your happy with that analist position you stole from me."
"Let me tell you a joke about a fart. nevermind. It stinks."
"What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood? A match made in Heaven."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin? The trash gets taken out once a week."