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Joke of the Day

"I told a chem joke today... There was no reaction."

"What do you call a rising poll? Upvote"

"FISHING TRIP Joseph *casting his line*: Son, your mother thinks it's time I tell you- You're agodpted. Jesus *runs across the lake crying*"

"Old man Johnson and his world-champion pole vaulting neighbor are really one in the same... They both grip their sticks and try to get it up."

"Yes, my teeth are dazzling, but, please, treat me no differently than you would the next demigod."

"People who are constipated are such activists. They're seriously always trying to start a movement..."

"fart liner ""Did you hear what that asshole said?"" ""No, What?"" ""Oh Shit!"""

"What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio? Nah, I must stay."

"I'll never forget what my grandad said before he kicked the bucket ""Watch me kick that bucket"""