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Joke of the Day
"Leather armor is the best for sneaking because it's literally made of hide."
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"How do religions reproduce? They have sects."
"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar The Bartender says: ""what would you like Senator Cruz?"""
"That awkward moment when someone isn't texting you back and then you see them update their status from mobile."
"If you and I are still single in 200 years let's agree to haunt a Burger King as a singular entity."
"What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed? Thanks for the handy cap."
"If by ""unload the dishwasher"" you mean take out clean utensils as I need them, then yes I unloaded the dishwasher."
"What's long, Jewish, and rough with your ass? Passover"
"Three French cats were sailing... There was a hole in the boat and un deux trois quatre cinq."
"That's the problem with exhibitionists. They're fucking everywhere."