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Joke of the Day
"Five out of four people Have a problem with fractions"
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"Where is the best place to hide something? On the second page of Google search results."
"A Christian telling an atheist he is going to Hell is about as scary as a small child telling an adult they wont get any presents from Santa"
"Advice needed, please, on cooking roadkill What do you do with the bike?"
"911? I'm a man trapped in a woman's body! ""That's not exactly an emergency."" Oh. Huh. Ok. *Tries door in Statue of Liberty again*"
"Find a group doing river baptisms. Release LSD into the water upstream. Bring friends in devil costumes. Cavort and frolic on the riverbank."
"What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common? They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen."
"What did the decorators say when they went to church? ""Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"""
"Why are so many men suddenly curious who my father is right in the middle of our lovemaking?"
"I took a laxative and smoked some weed. You know just for shits and giggles."