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Joke of the Day
"Why does no one makes fun of the gay kid who hung himself? Because it's low-hanging fruit"
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"Knock knock. The game."
"Today, the tree my family planted 15 years ago died and had to be cut down. I'm mourning wood."
"what do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? a dictator."
"When your kid makes a funny face, say they will stick that way, then show them the thousands of girls with duck lips on Instagram."
"My wife is extremely pissed off At least my girlfriend understands"
"What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine? A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS"
"Dinosaurs probably spelled Tuesday, 'Ptuesday'"
"Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery? Because they're always Li-ion!"
"What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common? They're both Catholics."