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Joke of the Day
"How did Portland, Oregon protest Trump's wall? They blocked streets with a human wall"
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"A woman steps into a time machine She goes back 10 minutes so she can add less sugar."
"`That cut looks bad. You should go to the hospital for stitches. ""Nah."" ""Fine, suture self."""
"test icles"
"Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly."
"Are you from Heaven? Because you look like you just died"
"My phone froze while looking at porn at work. The 4k quality is just too much of a load."
"What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole? clickbait -_-"
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants... The bartender looks over and says, ""Get the fuck out of my bar, we're sick of hearing this goddamn joke."""
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? Don't expect me to get hard in 3 minutes, I just got laid this morning."