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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine? A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS"

"Two quick jokes How do you make a dog go meow? Freeze it in a block of ice an run it through a band-saw... MMMEEEOOOOWWWW! How do you make a cat go woof? Pour kerosene on it an drop a match... WOOOFF!"

"In germany there are lots of jokes about the polish, so... What did Piotr get for christmas? ... Your iPod!"

"What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas? ""It's Christmas, Eve."""

"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? Yoghurt has culture"

"[my wife and I watch a drunk white girl fall out of a cab] I've never drank that much.... [wife looks at me in disgust] ugh, ok I have."

"So I posted an opposing view on r/The_Donald [removed]"

"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"I tried to start a band called ""999 megs""! Never did get a gig :("

"When does 1+1=3? When you don't use a condom."