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Joke of the Day
"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Put a plunger in the toilet"
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"I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant ""food."" I try to find the food in every situation."
"My blonde girlfriend broke up with me today. She was upset at me getting a text from Amber Alert"
"shout out to camera phones not being invented until well after my glo-stick period"
"Where's the best place to store ice cream cones? Conetainers"
"woman on death row Warden: ""What would you like for your last meal?"" Woman: ""I don't know, what do you want?"""
"Jimmy Savile was a terrible ventriloquist. He stuck his hand up my arse and told me not to say anything."
"Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus? They always fal-afel off the tight rope."
"What do you call a Dadaist fabric? Man Rayon"
"What is harder said than done? Your mom"