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Joke of the Day
"My goal weight is for it not to look like I'm having a stroke when I yawn."
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"Whats the worst part of eating 11 raw oysters out of your grandmothers vagina? Realizing you only put 10 in"
"I was confused the other day when someone told me I can make ice cubes with left over wine. What the fuck is ""left over wine""?"
"I like my men like I like my laundry Clean and hung"
"Are you going to Scarborough Fair? No mate, sounds shit."
"What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises."
"Kids from '00 won't get this... Childhood"
"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!, I'm gay."
"What will never be read in braille? Do not touch."
"A friend of mine told me that sex after a vasectomy would hurt. But to be honest I haven't noticed a vas deferens."