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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in this world... ... those who can read binary those who can't and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke Edit: word"

"Why did the man open a rooftop bar? He wanted to have drinks on the house."

"Don't you hate it when you're so high on drugs that simple, everyday, mundane tasks become difficult? Anyway, I pissed on your sofa."

"Have you seen the new clear plastic bikinis? They're worth looking into."

"*opens cartomn of eggs revealimg twelve rocks wher the eggs normaly go* guys shh ill get u past security this way, jus keep actimg like eggs"

"What happened to the pie dish that got arrested? He was foiled."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No ideer. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no nose, and no ears? Still no ideer."

"Some people think cancer jokes are over the line... I think they grow on you"

"Give Michael Cera a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach him to fish and he'll be like, ""ewww you have to touch worms? Gross"""

"A butterfly just landed on the tip of my cigarette & exploded.nWhat in the hell do they put in butterflys?"