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Joke of the Day

"What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud? They were PRONOUNS dead"

"Two cannibals are eating a comedian ""Does this guy taste a little funny to you?"""

"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today ... Should of put it on aloha temperature."

"Careers Advisor to American student: ""What do you want to be when you leave college?"" Student: ""Alive""."

"PWND! FIRST!!"

"You had me at ""Bathes regularly""."

"What the difference between a hippo and a zippo A hippo is heavy, but a zippo is a little lighter."

"What did the dead blues musician sing? ""Didn't wake up this morning..."""

"I wanted cats. My wife wanted kids. So we got a dog."

"A Stormtrooper went golfing today He's still on the first hole."