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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only cums once a year."
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"New 10 dollar bill did you hear about the new 10 dollar bill with a women on it ? ... it's only worth $7.70"
"I had five hundred Kit Kats in my fridge and my mate had one in his. I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person. That's basically how celebrity charity appeals work."
"I guess i have a nice butt Because everytime i walk away from a conversation i hear, "" what an ass ""."
"Gawker must have been playing The Oregon Trail 'cause they just died of dissin' Terry."
"Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere? Because they don't have legs to walk, man."
"Guys, I lost my baby teeth"
"What's cold and always runs from a fight? Coward ice."
"Why don't elephants like penguins? Because they can't get the wrapper off."
"How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, first off, it's called a lamp..."