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Joke of the Day

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only cums once a year."

"I see. You're the ""don't pigeonhole me"" type. Got it."

"Lesbian relationships The other day a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer."

"People question the Christmas present I got for my mother They say a fridge is a terrible gift when she already has one. But when I saw here face light up upon opening it, all doubts where gone."

"*climbs Mt. Everest hoping to find clarity, PEACE & a deeper understanding of myself & the world* ""When did they put a Starbucks up here?"""

"Communism jokes aren't funny Unless everyone gets them"

"The worst part about being a billionaire... ...is people thinking you said ""millionaire""."

"The reason I like Twitter is because the ladies on here LIKE being followed. Unlike like little miss restraining order down the street."

"Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side."

"*you see a bear approaching you* Quick play dead! *bears comes running up* Oh god! OH GOD! What's happening!? Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!?"