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Joke of the Day

"New 10 dollar bill did you hear about the new 10 dollar bill with a women on it ? ... it's only worth $7.70"

"I thought they'd named a loaf of bread after one of my exes then I realised it said Thick Cut"

"England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool"

"I heard they are making Frozen 2.. ..I think they just need to let it go. My mom's funnies are rare and usually unintentional."

"Republicans & Democrats are like divorced parents who care more about getting the kids to hate the other one than they are their well-being."

"My Girlfriend is quite the fox... She eats out of the garbage at night."

"Kid: why is my cousin named Diamond? Mother: because your auntie really loves diamonds Kid: well what about my name? Mother: never mind about that Richard."

"dog 911: what's ur emergency? dog: I JUST ATE CHOCOLATE dog 911: OMG WAS IT GOOD? dog: [whimpering] dog 911: ok ok. go eat some grass"

"I heard if you went on a diet.. you could end world hunger."

"Why did the grain call his sister ""momma""? Because he was in bread!"