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Joke of the Day

"How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, first off, it's called a lamp..."

"I Just got fired from the orange juice factory. They said I could not concentrate"

"Do rich people ask loaded questions? I mean, surely they do, right?"

"Did you know, if you cut off your left arm, your right arm would be left."

"New survey: 55% of men expect to pay on the 1st date. While the other 45% have never been on a 2nd date."

"A man walks up to a juice bar... There's no punch line."

"My DR sent me a text. I read; ""What blod type are you?"" I replied ""Typo""."

"A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood"

"Sometimes I see a post and think "" good.. its your own fault"""

"I'd like to learn one of those clicking languages from Africa because I get the feeling my knees are trying to tell me something."