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Joke of the Day
"Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere? Because they don't have legs to walk, man."
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"In my trunk is a tire iron, a box of human hair, and a bottle of Grey Goose. I'm always prepared for an impromptu crime scene tampering."
"The FCC requires all rock stations to hire a woman named Kat."
"Dr Steve Brule on Jokes Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Your friend"" ""But I don't have any friends"". That's a comedy joke by Dringus and Djrumgo Comedy team."
"Did you hear about the guy who thought his dishwasher was talking to him? Told him to kill his neighbor's dog, in Spanish."
"Australian Cricket Team"
"I thought the fire alarm went off so I exited the building. It was a premature evacuation.."
"What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after? The Weasley twins"
"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, you can cry when the girl you used to babysit gets engaged before you do."
"I live 30 feet from my mother-in-law, Hell holds no surprises."