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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump? Donald Trump"
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"cashier at the book store told me to ""take it easy"" so I stabbed her in the neck with my keys because nobody tells me how to live my life."
"My family leaves lights on that I didn't even know we had."
"It's all a matter of taste Two cannibals are eating a Clown. One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"The Fine Bros. 'React' announcement was like a television with no antenna. Poor reception."
"I Went To Purchase Some Camoflauge Clothes The Other Day But I just couldn't see myself in them."
"When/If Scotland becomes independent, what will the national currency be called? Doesn't matter, you won't be able to pry it out of the cheap bastards' hands anyway."
"What do you get if you don't pay your exorcist? Repossessed. (Credit to my great-grandmother.)"
"My kids had head lice once so please don't tell me about your home invasion..."
"Another grandfather joke This was my grandfather's favorite, since we're doing this now: What happened when the man lost his suspenders? He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds"