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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you don't pay your exorcist? Repossessed. (Credit to my great-grandmother.)"
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"Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonalds... Not funny, grow up."
"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side!"
"Sorry I look depressed. It's just that when I heard the sound of your high heels on the hardwood floor, I thought a pony was in the house."
"How do you enter a brothel in Westeros? Through the Hodor!"
"They say love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit"
"A couple of Irishmen are walking down a country road . . . They see a sign that says ""Tree Fellers wanted"". One of them turns to the other and says, ""Dammit. Too bad there's only two of us."""
"My wife's fanny smells like roses.. But rose's is tighter."
"Your Mom is so fat... That when she sat on a Iphone it turned into a Ipad."
"Lion King is my favourite movie about an innocent baby animal. Being framed for murder."