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Joke of the Day
"My family leaves lights on that I didn't even know we had."
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"Why don't 90 year old women have sex? Have YOU ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"Why do girls make a ""shhhhh"" noise while peeing and men don't? 'Cos men have a 6 inch silencer."
"DIY - previous owners thought a bright red living room a good idea. 12 coats of heavy duty primer later... This Kilz the walls."
"[escorted out of google hq with armful of snakes at 9:02am on my 1st day] WELL MAYBE U SHOULDA CLARIFIED WAT U MEANT BY ""PYTHON PROGRAMMER"""
"The NSA isn't all that bad It's the only part of the American government that listens to its citizens!"
"Two gay guys went out for a night on the town without any cash. It was an unfunded mandate."
"Priest, pedophile and rapist enters a bar... Then he sits down and orders a drink."
"Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning"
"my girlfriends said if this gets 1000 up votes then I probably reposted somebody elses joke"