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Joke of the Day
"I Went To Purchase Some Camoflauge Clothes The Other Day But I just couldn't see myself in them."
Next Joke
"If I find out who stole my copy of MS office, I'll kill you... You have my Word!"
"The only difference between you and Harry Potter is that his magic wand actually works OOOOHHH BURRRRN"
"So if pro's are the opposite of con's... Then what is the opposite of progress?"
"I walked up to a group of girls. I said, ""Would you like to see a magic trick?"" ""Yes,"" they smiled eagerly. Then I handed them a David Blaine DVD and walked off."
"A Chinese guy walks into the wall with a erection And he chips his tooth"
"How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? Tenants."
"Hitting on girls at the bar is like payday I never get the number I asked for."
"In the winter time, where does the North Korean Soccer team practice? Inside or outside? Trick question. They don't have any heat so it doens't matter."
"Dammit, this spermicide didn't work at all. My kids are still here and now they won't stop whining about their eyes burning"