19489
Joke of the Day
"If I ever run into Captian Crunch, I'm gonna punch him in the roof of his mouth."
Next Joke
"Kanye's daughter's first hit single. . . North by North West"
"I hope Fatboy Slim dies on the Hollywood boulevard halfway between the gutter and the stars."
"If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? Hundreds of years of disease and genocide."
"My doctor prescribed me viagra and ex-lax today. Now I don't know if I'm coming or going."
"I met a guy who cross-bred insects... ...he was alright at first, but I soon tired of his ant-ticks."
"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your coconuts, this ain't gonna be your average blowjob. As told to me by a passing homeless man yesterday..."
"Wrestling is Stupid B1: Bro, Wrestling is stupid. B2: Why, Bro? B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF?"
"Have you heard the one about the suicidal homosexual He hung out in the closet"
"Why do dyslexics make bad joke tellers? They tend to punch up the fuckline"