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Joke of the Day

"I met a guy who cross-bred insects... ...he was alright at first, but I soon tired of his ant-ticks."

"After watching a strongman competition... it amazed me to see how much the human body can lift without pooing itself."

"What do the hotdogs taste like at the gay parade? Shit"

"Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: You wanna go ride bikes?!"

"What's DJ Khalid's favorite number? 11, because it has another one."

"""IF YOU'RE HAVING KNITTING PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON--"" ""stop rapping, Grandma"" ""--I GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND A STITCH AIN'T ONE"""

"Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know."

"There's a major at my university for Women's Studies There's one for Men's Studies too, but it's normally just called ""History"""

"What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich? There goes my gyro"

"What's small and green and smells like pork? Kermit's Finger."