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Joke of the Day

"Wrestling is Stupid B1: Bro, Wrestling is stupid. B2: Why, Bro? B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF?"

"Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's out?"

"I'll admit that my jokes are cheesy, but even then the ones I find hilarious my friends don't find funny at all They must be laughtose intolerant"

"What do you call a story about a rooster? A cocktale."

"""I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In"" is my favorite Taylor Swift song about a racist shop owner."

"What do you do when you stub your toe? Call a ""toe"" truck."

"[Favorite joke from Letterman] What goes into thirteen twice? Roman Polanski."

"Just saw that new Harry Potter movie, and was really disappointed... ...just looked at my ticket stub. It turns out the movie is called fantastic *beasts* and where to find them."

"When I will die... When I will die, I want my last words to be : ""I hid 1 billion dollars in the..."""

"I call bullshit on the Chinese language. There's no way that shit is real."