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Joke of the Day

"The only problem with winning concert tickets from a Pepsi lid is that you will be attending a concert with a bunch of Pepsi drinkers"

"What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her? You're getting too wrapped up in your work!"

"I don't trust stairs They're always up to something..."

"Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school? Because he was always below a C"

"Do you like discounts? Don't worry at my house, my pants are 100% off"

"What do all murderer's have in common? they all have killer personalities"

"Do you know why eggs are the only thing to laugh at 9/11? Because it's an inside yolk"

"Why does the Catholic Church have so much money? Because Jesus saves."

"I was trying to write some jokes about panhandlers but they just won't work."

"Maybe the Titanic sank because there were too many cats onboard, you don't know."