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Joke of the Day

"My grandad fought in the war, he was posted to germany. He was Missing In Action for weeks, because the army couldn't afford recorded post."

"Is it safe to visit the forests of Germany? I heard there could be a baum."

"Is there a site I can go to where I can write down stuff that happens to me? Like an electronic diary (eDiary)?"

"What is Russia's favorite type of pasta? Putinesca"

"*Tries to go into debt* DEBT: I have a boyfriend"

"I bought some shoes of a drug dealer today I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"

"Has anyone ever seen Matthew McConaughey and a statue made out of overcooked bacon in the same room together"

"My wife is so weird She starts every conversation with *""were you even listening to me? ""*"

"Not to be a Scrooge, but if you play or even hum along with Christmas music before December 10, you should be sent to a concentration camp."

"Whats the difference between a piece of paper and an emo. The paper cuts you not itself."