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Joke of the Day

"My grandad fought in the war, he was posted to germany. He was Missing In Action for weeks, because the army couldn't afford recorded post."

"After 50 years of failed embargoes and isolation the US has recently unleashed its most obnoxious weapon on Cuba to date... The American tourist!"

"There are three types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender looks up and shouts, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" ""You have a drink called Steve?"""

"What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker."

"I personally don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before hoes.. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis"

"My pet mouse ""Elvis"" has died :( He was caught in a trap......."

"Cinderella is my favorite fairy tale about how foot size is the best way to recognize someone."

"Whats long, brown and sticky? A stick."

"My wife is so much more attractive without having glasses on. That's why I always take mine off when I get home from work!"