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Joke of the Day

"Just filled a bird bath with ranch dressing so my feathered friends have something to dip worms in. Pay it forward, everybody."

"Two Men Walk Into a Bar the third one ducks"

"Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania? Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia."

"With the holidays upon us, please dont forget what they stand for. Family, friends & punching strangers at the mall because they cut in line"

"What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius? ISIS"

"Donald Trump is not a rapist. He's an ""alternative romantic."""

"Hey Guys! Wouldn't it be crazy if Friday the 13th was on Halloween! I tricked too many people with that..."

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway."

"I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mother's room. I can't believe it... she's a superhero!"

"What did the unused dough say to the baker? Why don't you knead me?"