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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius? ISIS"
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"[date gets back from the bathroom] those batman toys in the tub are so cute! How old are your kids? ""kids?"""
"Joe Biden marries two gay white house officials at his house. His wife isn't happy."
"I turn heads every time I go to work Makes sense, I'm a chiropractor."
"Which mafia boss came with all the dlc? John Goty"
"How do you tell if water is true or false? Bring it to a bool."
"TIFU by eating my boss' sandwich and getting fired. Oops. Wrong sub."
"Strictly between you and me and whatever agency these hummingbirds are reporting to, my paranoia is getting worse."
"What do you call a whore house with only men? A bro-thel"
"Don't be racist Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people"