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Joke of the Day

"I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mother's room. I can't believe it... she's a superhero!"

"Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol."

"When bae isn't bae anymore Baygon"

"I scream, you scream, we all scream because we just witnessed a horrific highway wreck with multiple fatalities."

"There's been lots of ""OH MY GOD!"" screams coming from the room opposite mine; I just wish the couple in there didn't pick now to be praying."

"I'm going to name my dick Pride. So when I fuck your mom, she will be filled with Pride."

"What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr? Trigger-Nometry"

"Why is unprotected ear sex unsafe? You can get hearing aids."

"Who wrote ""The Open Kimono""? ""? Seymour Hare."

"What does a negatively charged particle do when it gets excited? It gets an erectron."