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Joke of the Day

"Hey Guys! Wouldn't it be crazy if Friday the 13th was on Halloween! I tricked too many people with that..."

"What's gray and all around? Everything. I'm a dog."

"""Omg there's a picture of him blowing smoke out of his mouth. I must bang him this instant""- no one, ever."

"What is brown and sticky? A stick"

"How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!"

"I've got a bag full of stick figure stickers, and when I see an SUV I add random dudes to their families."

"I will be in a bathroom stall later today to watch Trump's inauguration... ...it will forever be remembered as the day shit went down."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic racist? He hated gingers."

"Really glad that ventriloquism has made fisting mainstream."

"My doc said that I should stop smoking and drinking immediately. What does he care what I'm doing in the waiting room?"