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Joke of the Day

"Big shoutout to the Red Robin waitress who checked my ID and immediately ruined the moment by saying, ""Wow you're, like, older than my dad!"""

"""Ed's Plumbing"" Hi I think an engagement ring is stuck in my toilet ""ok when did your lady drop-"" She didn't ""Sir?"" I hid it in her dessert"

"Just helped a girl give birth... OP delivered."

"What do you call a iPhone 6S when its out of memory? Successful. *if u dont get the joke, successful = six-es-ful*"

"excuse me, waitress? ""I'm not a waitress"" Oh, what are you then ""Well, I'm a..*turns to other burger king employee* what the hell are we?"""

"Me and my girlfriend are always sleeping together. I think we both might have a touch of narcolepsy"

"I Got Banned From /r/twoxchromosomes I guess I am too male to understand (Y)."

"A cowboy was shopping for a wiener dog some told him to get a long little doggy."

"""America's Most Wanted"" to return to the airwaves with an NFL edition."

"Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !"