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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a german that does the exact opposite of what he says to do? A hypokrout."
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"[first date] ""What's wrong?"" I don't like the ambulance in this place [sniggering] ""You mean ambience"" [next table] NEE NAW NEE NAW WOOOOOO"
"Health care in this country is a disgrace. My doctor said run 3 miles a day for a month. I'm now completely lost & 90 miles away from home."
"I got silver for cheating on my wife. I'm always medalling in affairs."
"Two hikers are standing on a bridge over a stream, peeing over the side. First hiker: ""Wow, this water's cold."" Second hiker: ""And deep."""
"If an angel statue is removed from a fountain... ...would that make it a sans seraph font?"
"What does a clock do when its hungry? It goes back four seconds"
"A scientific study recently discovered that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy They're Bashful, Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and Doc"
"If I Cuold Time Travel I would fix the title."
"A game of cat and mouse, but it's just me chasing random strangers when I see them with donut boxes."