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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? Ash credits to /u/nothingbutcold"
Next Joke
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba-dum psshh!"
"I think I'll just leave my turn signal on from age 60 onward."
"Calculators are useless What I need is a calcunow"
"Why is George Clooney unhappy with his sex life now? Because he married her under the impression that Anal was her nickname"
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!"
"Why did the baker's hands smell? Because he kneaded a poo."
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? aye matey"
"Who needs whips and chains? Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her."
"When I'm sad I drive over to Keanu Reeve's house and watch him check the mailbox for scripts."