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Joke of the Day

"THERAPIST: Ever had a job? ME: I once worked at a zoo T: Great! & what did you take from that? ME: Definitely not a penguin T: What M: What"

"I just told my sister I'm into incest.. She's taking it pretty hard"

"My marriage counselor told me that I suffer from premature ejaculation... I said...""I don't suffer."""

"All the refugees at the Olympics are competing in Track & Field. I guess the ones that weren't good at running didn't make it."

"Me: I love you. 5 yr: I love you too. Me: I love you more than you'll ever love me. 5 yr: Okay"

"The human brain is an amazing organ. It keeps working 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and 52 weeks a year, from before you leave the womb, right up until you find religion."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field"

"What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced? They put him under joint custody."

"Q: What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it? A: a $20 bill"