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Joke of the Day

"I just got a job in a Reggae band. I've just got a job in a Reggae band, It's rather easy because I play the Triangle... All I do is stand at the back n ting."

"People who genetically engineer food, why don't you make celery that tastes like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups? I bet that would shut people up"

"Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10? Because 7 ate 9..."

"So there is a First class only Indian Airline. Their motto is ""We will treat you passengers like Cattle"""

"I just walked by an old man who kept saying, ""One, three, five, seven, nine... one, three, five, seven, nine..."" I thought, ""How odd."""

"HR: You know why we called you down? Me:Hm. Promotion? HR: You know we monitor internet usage right? Me: I'd like to reporting a hacking."

"How can you tell if your son is gay? Ask him to go to a football game. If he can't go, because he's busy sucking his boyfriend's dick, he might be gay."

"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse... I really should have invested in one of those carbon monoxide detectors."

"What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit? A DayGlo Dago"

"I prefer my babies *shaken, not heard*"