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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my psychiatrists... Jung."
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"Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth."
"Could you guys not make jokes about the holocaust here? My grandfather died in the holocaust, and it's really offending me. He fell out of one of the guard towers at Auschwitz"
"Don't tell me you love weddings, you love open bars."
"My attitude in exams, they give me questions I don't know, I give them answers they don't know.."
"My new american football video game has so many glitches. It's really maddening"
"If you buy a house off Craig's List, it comes with a free serial killer."
"A palindrome walks into a bar, says 'Yasraba Otni Sklawem Ordnilapa'."
"I just ate some pasta... ...and it was worth every Penne. ^(My god, that must be the worst joke I've ever written.)"
"Unicorns are extinct because they weren't horny enough. mind=blown"