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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows have hooves and not feet? Because they lactose."
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"Guys I finally came up with a name for our character: Spongebob ""Perfect!"" Thanks ""What's his last name?"" Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants"
"Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons? Because they keep stepping on the string."
"What would you get if you crossed a vampire with a dwarf? A creature that sucks blood from your knees."
"I'm cursed to end every statement I make with Bruno Mars lyrics Don't believe me? Just watch."
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear."
"From the list of things you should not be cheap about: pens, chairs, prostitutes, coffee, and dentists."
"I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She cried & then she hugged me."
"How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years."
"Mitt Romney dissing Trump is like when an anime villain from the previous arc teams up to help stop the new billion times more evil villain"