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Joke of the Day

"My grandpa always said... They were so poor, if he wasn't born a boy during the Depression, he would of had nothing to play with."

"This is circular logic because this is circular logic."

"Why does Mario hate Punchbug? Because he bruises like-a Peach!"

"A salesman rings the doorbell..."

"Anyone up for a Native American joke? Did you hear about the Indian that drank too much iced tea? He died in his tea pee."

"Members of my family suffer from a medical condition called ""death,"" but it only strikes late in life."

"Shia LaBeouf is what happens when you name your child from a random rack of Scrabble tiles."

"Why did Hitler lose World War II? Because his Reich exceeded his grasp."

"Did you hear about the American Indian who was in a tea drinking contest? They found him the next morning lying in his tea pee."

"A Native American walks into a busy restaurant. The hostess asks, ""Do you have a reservation?"""