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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks? The bricks will get laid."

"Why do astronomers eat steak before skywatching? They're hoping for meatier showers"

"What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes? A flip-flop."

"Way too young My friend just updated his status to ""I love my girlfriend <3"". I always knew he liked them young, but that is fucking ridiculous."

"Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets? To run their hands through their hair"

"What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before."

"I'm a tire in real life It's a wheel hassle."

"Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone? Because eventually, its cover would be blown."

"What did the Dead Head say, after he ran out of weed? ""Damn, this music sucks!"""

"I used to be in a band called Missing Cat' You've probably seen our posters."