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Joke of the Day

"Why do astronomers eat steak before skywatching? They're hoping for meatier showers"

"I've discovered the best way to punish 17, is to put on the same outfit as her, then follow her around all day yelling out ""TWINSIES!"""

"I tried telling a joke my friend from Baghdad told me. Unfortunately, Iraqed it."

"I walked all the way from Europe to Africa. I know what you are thinking... Uganda be kidding me!"

"If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits"

"Did you know that Australians don't ever actually have sex? Because Australians mate..."

"You know, if I had a dollar for every time someone over fifty told me my generation sucks... Then I would be able to afford a house in the economy they ruined."

"Why did Sarah fall off the swing? ...because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah."

"Sometimes i feel like girls are like oscars And im leonardo dicaprio :("

"There's nothing more disappointing for a woman than finding out a bearded guy in a flannel shirt is a hipster and not a lumberjack."