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Joke of the Day

"I'm a tire in real life It's a wheel hassle."

"What are the two biggest lies when working for a large corporation? ""Hello. I'm from the head office and I'm here to help you"" ""Welcome. We're glad to have you"""

"How do you make a space party? -You PLANet"

"My family crest is just a picture of my grandfather dressed up as a giant hotdog being dragged into a cave by a bear."

"Which kitchen appliance tells the best jokes? The beater - he cracks everybody up!"

"Put on sunglasses. Now run past a crowd of people with your index finger on your ear screaming ""SNIPER HAS BEEN SPOTTED SIR"""

"What should planes be made of to fend off islamists? Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!"

"I have 12 fish, 5 drown how many do I have left? 12! Fish cant drown! (Dont be that guy and tell the truth about fish drowning)"

"The United States has fallen into disrepair, due to a great catastrophe... ...they say it was called: ""The 2016 Presidential Election Season"""

"I've lost my boyfriend! He's in one of these browser tabs, somewhere."